I hate to break it some.. mostly female.. individuals but hair on your body is no longer “in” , it’s not “classy” and frankly in the summertime, it’s down right disgusting. Please get rid of it.
NYC offers plenty of options (& styles) to get this done!
Waxing salons now offer a full MENU of options. Just for the bikini zone alone you can get a simple bikini wax (so there’s nothing popping out at the beach), you can get an “extended bikini wax” (in case your bathing suit is sliding up into places you don’t want it to be), you can get a good ol’ fashioned brazilian (this probably makes men the happiest) and you can even get designs on it – so instead of tattooing your latest bf’s name you can just get his initials on your va-jay-jay! Oh and you can even put Swarovski crystals on you by Vajazzling! By the way- is there ANYTHING now a days that Swarovski isn’t on? I think crystals on my lady parts is where I draw the line.
Now, in an effort of full disclosure – I’ve been grooming myself since I was like 14. Frankly, hair skeeves me out. This being said, I’ve met a lot of “professionals” in the field. Now, I would imagine your life would have to take a lot of strange turns in order to have the desire to regularly wax vaginas. I mean, that really takes a certain type of person to be able to do that. Plus, if you hate hearing girls scream.. this is clearly NOT the job for you. On the other hand, you have to be pretty personable. No girl wants some crazy angry bitch pulling out hair on her lady parts. I’ve been to my share of “strange” women over the last 8 years.
In my little Russian community, everyone has a “guy” or “lady” they go to for all their things. All of these people operate out of their homes. It’s amazing how much money you can make running a business without ever owning a storefront… Guaranteed a Russian can teach you. So my waxing experience started when I went to my mom’s waxing lady located in some random building like 18 miles from home on the other side of Brooklyn. I had to cab to get my hair torn out. Obviously, she used the cheapest wax possible and I lost skin along with hair during this process (but that’s okay – we like it Soviet Union style… most of the time).
When I started working in the city I found a good place there to get them done at relatively low prices. Seriously, I’ve seen places that charge like $200 for a wax.. really? Are you putting my hair into gold and giving it back to me? Because that’s the only way that price makes sense. So being that it’s the city, everything has to be high end. I actually enjoy going for my waxes now-a-days. First of all, when I arrive the front desk offers me a free cocktail (there’s a menu for those too!) and I end up having about 4 of these while I’m waiting for my favorite lady to come get me – because it’s the city and if your appointment is for 4pm.. you’re sitting there till at least 5:15. 4 drinks is totally plausible in this time period. Next, when my lady comes she offers me wine. Okay I don’t about YOU ladies but after 4 cocktails and a glass of wine – you can tear anything out of me that you want… Frankly, I’m so drunk at this point I’d probably be taking my pants off anyway.
I haven’t really decided how I feel about man hair at this point. There’s something manly about a guy having some hair because frankly if he doesn’t, it just reminds me of a 10 year old boy. On the other hand, the werewolf look isn’t great. Thoughts on this, ladies?
The Grow and Give Project 
I have extensive experience with hairy. To be honest, I thought it was gross at first. Too much of anything isn’t sexy. If he shaves his genitals just enough so it’s not a jungle, it’s cool. Some men require that women are fully shaved and claim, “it’s different for girls.” No. Why should we get Tarzan, while they’re screaming for the civilized women? Trim around your penis and while you’re at it, work on that chest hair too.
Unruly pubic hair is a no-no. Thanks, but I’ve already flossed today. However, chest hair can be fun to grab in the heat of the moment… just don’t pull too hard 😉