Online Dating Fails

I hope you’re all prepared for the wonderful world of online dating – part 2. The things my girlfriends and I have seen in the short time that I’ve decided to troll http://www.okcupid.com have been beyond ridiculous. I apologize for the poor picture quality as I’ve snapshot most of these on my phone. Many thanks to […]

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Bottle Poppin’ = Panty Droppin’?

In the nightlife scene of “playas” and “smuts”… Yes. I wasn’t going to do a post about clubbing, the club scene, OPM or the laundry list of shitty people that attend this crap… But I came up with the catchy title so I might as well. I’ll keep it short though, because it’s really not […]

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Just Have Sex

I’m not sure if anyone else notices this but when you’re not in a relationship the things that other people do in their relationships seem so ridiculous. This may also be true while you’re in one. Perhaps I’ve just been in tune with this since I need material to write about. The Flip Outs We’ve […]

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Online Dating – YES THAT!

This will be a guest post – because my dear friend Tanya P. could not control her anger any longer at the pathetic bunch of dweebs she’s been encountering online. Please, if you have a shitty personality in real life – don’t take it into the virtual realm. “I read Nika’s rants about the lack […]

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Fashion Dont’s

I’m sure this has all been said before, but it’s still out there & I still see it Every.Single.Day. so this will be my one and only fashion post because it really needs to be said again. I’m only covering the basics here so please your common sense and your mirrors. This post is also […]

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Curse of Altruism

This is going to be DEEP TALK people. Time to use some of that 95% of untapped brain matter. We all want to help others – and by all I mean those of us with a heart and soul – it’s a noble purpose and is certainly personally rewarding. However, how much are we really […]

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Fake it ALL

I wonder what it’s like to be a guy who’s been dating a girl for a while (or not since everyone is a slut anyways- sex on the first date?) and you take her home at night and her bra comes off and she has NO BOOBS. Bitch, why are you wearing a D cup? […]

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Our “Comfort”-able Lives

We all like to think that the USA is this amazing country where absolutely everything is available at our fingertips and made for us to live comfortably… and therefore everyone is happy all the time. I beg to differ. In fact I’m pretty sure the opposite is true. I saw an ad this morning on […]

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Stalking & Facebook

OK so let me tell you about the magic that is facebook that SOMEHOW guys are completely clueless about. See the thing is that you can log out of your own facebook and log into someone elses. GIRLS DO THIS ALL THE TIME. Especially the psycho ones. So you know that girl you dated that […]

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Babushka’s Demands

If you come from a Russian family you may already know that the TRUE head of the family is your grandmother. Who always has the most absurd demands possible as well as the most un-eloquent way of expressing them possible. The following is an example of such demands. Dating: I’m currently 22 years old. By […]

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