The Rules of Bookface

… Because frankly.. there should be some. I see a variety of stupid shit every single day. I’m annoyed.

Pictures of your lunch

Not Okay. Unless you’re eating something REALLY cool. Like exotic and different. Or you’re sharing a recipe. No one wants to see pictures of your McDonald’s McFatFuck Burger or your ceasar salad.

Memes that “aren’t” directed at anyone

You’re really obvious when you post a meme that says “I’m better than your ex, gonna be better than your next” and write a comment along the lines of “oh, I wonder who this can be for?!” Please, be less obvious. At least post pictures of men with tiny penises that “aren’t” directed at your ex.

ALL THE DUCK FACES

I’ve done this. I am the queen of duck faces. I do it because I like to make fun of all you orange looking girls that look ridiculous. I have seen some serious duck face photos with like 15 girls all in front of one mirror with duck faces on. NOT OKAY. under any circumstances. Being intoxicated is not an excuse either.

The same picture on repeat in 19 different places

How many times can you wear an Armani shirt at a dbag club and take the same “Pauly D” looking photo? Dumping a bottle of gel into your hair doesn’t make you cool. Taking photos of it makes you even less cool. In fact, this may be a reason to deport you.

Public Statuses that are really inside jokes with your BFFFFFFFFLLLLLLL

This isn’t myspace and we aren’t 12 years old. ‘Nuf said.

Relationship Complaining

… Should be kept private. Stop posting statuses that are like “OMG what would YOU do if YOUR boyfriend went through your thong drawer?” … No one is in your relationship except you. Deal with your own problems. The opposite works the same way. The only person you should be confessing your undying love to is your boyfriend, not your boyfriend and ALL of his closest friends and family and the rest of the world. Imagine an employer going on your facebook and the first thing they see is “my babyyy bought me the most AMAZiNG teddy bear EVERR” Yea.. you’re not getting hired.

Friending Your Mom

… and her being the kind of Mom that keeps track of your life and all your friends. You don’t want your friends walking into your home one day and your mom being like “oh, hey I saw you went to that restaurant in downtown….” not cute. The only thing worse than stalking people on facebook, is having your mom stalk people on facebook.

Asking someone out … through a wall post

For those of you who don’t understand this: NEVER ask anyone out over facebook. Even worse (unless you want to be laughed at for all eternity) is asking someone out publicly on facebook via their wall. This isn’t impressive. This IS very douchey. End of story.

Anyone see any other ridiculous facebook behavior??